oh for fuck sake

Hey sally, could you stop talking about leaving and fuck off already, your boring as fuck. even the story line of alf and coline being brother and sister was more interesting than the bullshit youve done the past years. gtfo of home and away already.



YEAH CYA LATER IDIOT

COLOHAN' REVENGE

This has to be the work of the man him self.. Chris Colohan.
finds someone putting the good friday edition of cursed III on ebay. so just sit back and bid an outrages price and fuck the seller over.. nice



On the other hand how gnarly is the idea of a GOOD FRIDAY EDITION along with epic cover, jesus all up on the cross making me feel kinda hot rocking a cursed tshirt.. and the item description..

Item Specifics - Music: Records
Speed: 33 RPM
Genre: Religious
Record Size: 12"
Sub-Genre: Christian
Duration: LP

Father of the Year

Randy Marsh.. we salute you.

today

my internet was out all morning for some reason. so i cleaned my room and made a shrine. opened up a poster tube i had packed away since late 05 and found some cool posters and flyers.. mega lame/cool

Brian Press part 2

BRIAN "THE BENCH PRESS" PRESS fucking thrashing out fucking metallica. this video is so sick, its like they could have been jamming in the back room of those hard surfy cunts with bulk fire arms off point break's house aka surf gang. the ones where they bust in and theres a metallica poster on the wall and the chick comes out of the shower naked.. one of them is called like "war child" or some crap and fucking Anthony Kiedis from the chilli peppas is mad hanging.. wtf why him?



i wish bodyboarding could get back to this cali thrash stage. its so much better than the aus electro thing going on at the moment

Brian Press

Recently i purchased a set of bodyboard cards off ebay.. weird find but a good one. names like ben serverson, calvin yapp and mother fucking nelzzz.

one of the card was this 19 year old scummy looking dude punching a huge roll with long hair floating in the air, it was brian press. today i came across he's own youtube account and he had a few videos from he's career including a 9 minute resume video (lolwut).

now imagine if bodyboarding was like this now, state rounds and aus tour comps televised on tv, would be the best thing ever. the commentators are amazing! "belly spin" and "power rolls" what the hell!. and brian's shout out to metallica.. fuck yeah!


now this is even funnyer. brian acted as a judge for a bodyboarding comp on baywatch.. the lamest internet joke man ever.. the hoff, lives up to being a lame cunt aswell.. but the girls bodyboarding is really ground breaking and pushing the limits.. not


then... brian press on reebok tv explaing bodyboarding haha! but hes last wave i think at backdoor is fucking solid..


BRAIN PRESS MY NEW FAVE BODYBOARDER!

DOs and DON'Ts

is this the best feture of vicemag.. i think so. maybee 3 out of 5 are funny.. funny enough to blow a bit of air out of your nose type laugh. i like just looking at total fruits thinking they are killing it with crazed style, but just pushing some shit thats never going to happen. shits whack..



“Look deep into the hair and imagine floating in a warm sea of razored patterns. Do not look outside the hair. You are growing sleepy. When I count down from ten you will see a bronzed Greek god instead of a tedious nightclub promoter named Stef. Looook into the haaaaair.”



"Back in the late 80s Mc Lyte and Queen Latifah had everyone dressing like they were in A Different World only gayer. Then Chuck D made everyone wear black. Then Kanye West threw some preppie on top. There. We’re done. "

OH HA HA HA

FUCK RIPPED JEANS

ripping jeans is one thing that fucking pisses me off. saturday night i ripped a pair right down the middle of my crotch. i cant pin point the exact time of the rip, but i'm guessing it was one of the like a million stage dive i performed during miles away. nick later saying i was seen stage diving into the sound deck.. oops!

if it was in the knee i could rock em out grunge style or something, even cut them off, but the fact that they are a month old and its in the crotch position. it sucks. i need to learn to sue or have a sueing friend.

so i have ripped 3 pairs of jeans in the last 12 months. 2 pairs of levis and a pair of lees. pretty expensive piece of clothing to fuck up. 2 of the times were at the prince, 2 of the times included miles away, 3 of the times included jagermiester. maybe if i add all this up i can make something out of it..

on another note. fc five fucking rule, they sound just as good live as they do on the cd, and fucking put on an awesome show. rock on

its raining?

well today its raining and really dark, its kinda good concidering its been over 30 most days for the past few months, but i remember a day last year where it was like this. i was working as a concreter out near donnybrooke somewhere, and it was pissing down so much. i was off it cause usally if its raining we go home back to bed, but my boss was pushing to do 100 square meters, which is huge on any day!. the concrete company had said we were the only people ordering for the day and that we were crazy for even thinking about it. it was fucked.. but most of the area we are doing is under cover.. so you can kinda work around it

so concrete truck rocks up and to this big fuck off steep driveway, and gets half way up.. fuck! we have to push the wheel barrows up hill in the rain to get to the under cover area.. this is fucked. i go get the radio and turn it up really loud so i can hear it from where ever i am. at the time the evens were doing their australian tour, and i hear they will be interviewing ian mackaye in half hour. so i think thats pretty cool.

he comes on and starts talking about early dc days and hes relationship with rollins and hes record label, hes carrying on, really well spoken man. the truck driver pouring the concrete into my wheel barrow is like "whooo is this fuckhead" im like "its ian mackaye, used to singer for minor threat"... "who?".. ahh dont worry, dero cunt wouldnt of even known who big maxy cav was.(soulfly lol). anyway, they ask him to play some songs, he starts off with some whacked out popy electro influnced song with a girl singing, like shiny toy guns or something, i cant remember for me life, but it was shocking i was pissed off haha. but to finish off hes interview they played fugazi waiting room, which is probs the best song ive heard tripple j play during the day. so big thumbs up and it kinda made the day a bit better for a few minutes.. cause it really was a shocking day.. fuck

heres a little interview with mackaye with some like funny man or something, i cant tell if mackaye knows to take him seriouse or not cause he clearly knows hes a moron haha..