DOs and DON'Ts

is this the best feture of vicemag.. i think so. maybee 3 out of 5 are funny.. funny enough to blow a bit of air out of your nose type laugh. i like just looking at total fruits thinking they are killing it with crazed style, but just pushing some shit thats never going to happen. shits whack..



“Look deep into the hair and imagine floating in a warm sea of razored patterns. Do not look outside the hair. You are growing sleepy. When I count down from ten you will see a bronzed Greek god instead of a tedious nightclub promoter named Stef. Looook into the haaaaair.”



"Back in the late 80s Mc Lyte and Queen Latifah had everyone dressing like they were in A Different World only gayer. Then Chuck D made everyone wear black. Then Kanye West threw some preppie on top. There. We’re done. "

OH HA HA HA